Supermarkets are scary. Simply stand in line and see what people are buying it amazes. Blue yoghurts, breakfast cereals and canned fruits.
Nasty stuff, right? Now, most people don't pay attention to other buyers, but I'm a jerk. Using mental notes, so I can pass judgement.Try it: it's fun!
Last week I was in the shop, minding my own business-not really-and watched some Lady buy quite dinner for her children.
Therefore, this lady gets in behind me and yammering on your mobile phone even without a single, regular, it was one of those secret spy ear pieces, for people who are wildly self-important. Red team go!Red team go! "
I ignored it until she said "I'm just picking up dinner for children:" there's nothing wrong with it, until I noticed that it's piling on carrier: slices of white bread, packed the small stuff-even without fresh things-and a bag of Marshmallows.Wow great parents fail!
Listen, I'm not a parent. I don't want kids.I don't even like the kids they are annoying and they smell, but as you can slap piece small stuff between white bread and call that a meal fit for your child? the answer, you can't.
I don't even want to know what Zephyr. If it puts them on a sandwich, protective services must be notified.
Her children are likely to increase, and some of those annoying people who for 35 years, still eat three things and pout about trying new foods.
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